درخواست افزایش حقوق! (طنز)

[محامین * یالثارات الحسین *]

كارمندي قصد داشت به طور غير مستقيم درخواست افزايش حقوق كنه… واسه اين كار نامه زير رو واسه رئيسش نوشت.



Dear Bo $$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$
worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your $ $incerel y, Norman $oh

فرداي اون روز رئيس جواب نامه او را داد و به صورت محترمانه گفت نه!!!



Dear NOrman, I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NO w the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther r ecession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean